If You Want It…..

…..Here It Is….. At your local Chevy dealer….. Another Lennon/McCartney song (actually Paul wrote it for Badfinger) used in a TV commercial….. Thanks again, MJ!….. I wonder if the big execs ever watched the movie “Magic Christian”?…… The Badfinger version of this song is played over a scene where people are diving for money in a large tank of raw sewage!…… Chevy = Sewage?….. So, “Come And Get It”…… Sorry, all you GM fans out there, but, I’m MoPar (Chrysler Corp.) through and through…..

DID YOU KNOW…..I didn't think so…….Perfume

“Perfume means

simply ‘from smoke’ (Latin, per fumum), the first perfumes having been obtained by the

combustion of aromatic woods and gums. Their original use was in sacrifices, to counteract the offensive odours of burning flesh.”

Unemployment Update……………

If anyone cares
.Well Friends It’s been a few weeks and this experiment has gone horribly wrong.
As you all know I quit a Perfectly huh! good job 3 weeks ago to pursue local employment, 1st I went to work for a company that completely misrepresented the job. After 2 days of grueling physical work that I found out that I’m not able to do anymore I quit.
I then found a company that needed some mechanic work done, did that for a few days, after the money ran out to buy parts I could not do that. So now I’m filling out applications like crazy getting Carpel Tunnel and not hearing anything.
Looks like if I don’t hear anything by Monday the 24th I’m back on the road. I’m really starting to DISLIKE Oklahoma very much. Where are all those jobs that Keating promised when he and his ilk shoved “Right To Work” Down our throats a few years ago? And listening to all theTalking Heads on the news, we are supposed to have more new jobs than the national average!!…..BS Yeah we have some new jobs, If you want or can afford to work for $6.00 Pr Hr. So here we sit, Flat Broke, Waiting for a check that was supposed to be sent out on Tuesday, Waiting for a call that may never come. and having a particularly Loverly Day.
I think I’ll go back to bed, at least it don’t cost nuthin’.

Music Trivia 09.19.07

Ask and you shall receive MR: DEVO

1.What/Where was their 1st stage appearance?
2.What is the name of their 3rd Home Video release, that contains this performance?
3.Which album ends with the promoter unplugging their equipment?
4.Who Produced their famous album “Q:Are We Not Men? A: We Are DEVO.”
5.What was the name of their 1980 Televangelism Spoof?
6.In 1982 they performed in a film by a famous Songwriter/Artist. What was the name of this film?, What song of the artists did they perform in the film?
7.What 2 TV shows has Mark Mothersbaugh composed the music for?
8.What were the “Hats” that they wore Called?
9.What are the Brothers names?
10.What is Marks “Alter Ego”?

10 points. so Whip It, Whip It Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No-See-Ums……

Since I’ve been doing a lot of outside work lately, and, here in Oklahoma, with all the recent rains, humidity, and high temperatures, the insect population has exploded, so, I purchased some insect repellent….. Now, it states very plainly the little varmints it is supposed to repel: Mosquitoes, Chiggers, Biting Flies, No-See-Ums, Gnats, and Fleas….. Just what the Hell is No-See-Ums???…… I guess if you can’t see them, you can’t identify them….. Are they dangerous and/or contagious…… Should we put out a No-See-Ums Alert?…… Anyone care to speculate?……

Breaking News: Spector Jury Hung

http://www.courttv.com/trials/spector/091807_hung_jury_ctv.html
It’s looking like Money and BS have bought another one.

See You In The Next World….

…..And Don’t be Late….. 37 years ago today, The world became a sadder place….. We lost Jimi…… A moment or two of silent remembrance please…… The best there ever was….. It’s impossible to top a complete and total original…..

Are We There Yet?….

….At the lowest, possible bottom of the barrel……. I just witnessed a TV commercial touting cat food….. The music and related graphics were “Hello Goodbye”…… Can we go much lower?….. Thank you, MJ…… You big Jerk…..

MR’s De-Evolution Quiz – History

New name based on a favorite musical group of mine…… Maybe the J-Man will run a quiz on them one of these days…… Let’s try some American History this time – Just to see how far we’ve De-evolved…… Again One (1) Point each….. ALSO, My answers are the right ones, even if they’re wrong……

1. Who was the first American-born child of English settlers?…..
2. When and how was the U.S. government given the right to tax its citizens?……
3. When and how much was the first minimum wage?……
4. During Ford’s presidency, what did the WIN in the WIN buttons stand for?……

That’s it…… Let the lunacy begin……

DID YOU KNOW…..I didn't think so……..St. Patrick and the serpent

According to tradition, St Patrick cleared Ireland of it’s vermon; one old serpent resisted him, but St. Patrick overcame it by cunning. He made a box and invited the serpent to enter it. The serpent objected saying it was too small, but St. Patrick insisted it was quite large enough to be comfortable. After a long contention, the serpent got

in to prove it was too small, when St. Patrick slammed down the lid and threw the box into the sea. To complete this wonderful tale, the legend says the waves of the sea are made by the writhing of this serpent and the noise of the sea is that of the serpent imploring the saint to release it. From the BIG BOOK

Simple Physics

A plane is flying west to east the pilot See’s a full circle rainbow.
1.) Where’s the sun in relation to the plane?
2.) Where’s the plane’s shadow in relation to the rainbow?
3.) Where’s the rain in relation to the plane?

Thai Proverb – Quiz – Elbow

Below is the literal English translation of a Thai proverb. What does it mean?

Drink water under someone’s elbow

And now for some thing completely different

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Well it’s not a photo of the sound barrier. Bet the pilot thought the lake was frozen.

9/11 Rolling Tribute

I’m sure you all have been sent copies of pics of this in e-mails. I have had the pleasure of meeting the owner/creator of this truck, and running along on the highways with them. I could not find pics of the back(which is what I stared at mostly going down the road) It has the names of all from the pentagon. The left side has all the flight crews and passengers from the towers, the right has all from the pentagon and flight 93. I just thought that I would post it here for todays trubute. My Pictures did not come out from the last time that I saw them in Chicago, these are courtesy of his web site.
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THIS JUST IN…..from this mornings Seattle PI….. "Suit is filed to protect giant Palouse worm"

Amazing! As an old worm rancher, until I lost the ranch in a card game, I was surprised to find out

we have a giant worm right here in Eastern Wa. I’ve known about the really giant worms in Africa, 6 footers, but a giant worm right here in my own back yard, wow! Seems they are about to go extinct and need protection. Abundant in 1897, last seen in 2005. And get this, the giant Palouse earthworm is up to a yard long and is known to spit on attackers. Palouse is kind of desert country and I keep thinking of “Dune”. I’m an old worm noodler but I’m staying away from giant spitting worms.