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Comedy 101

You know we have talked at length about music, politics, weather, prices, and so forth. but the one subject that we haven’t really got onto is comedy and comedians. So take into all of the past questions we have had and apply them to the comedy world.
Who is your favorite Comedian of all time?
What comedy [...]

Missing Person(Amber Alert)

The community Authorities are looking for a missing person. Last heard from on 10/19 Last known whereabouts Seattle, WA Subject is known to frequent Coffee shops, and Weird Soda tastings, as well as music listening parties. Subject is married, no children. He is known to be employed as a computer programming expert/Tech. Subject has a [...]

Cultured

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/culture
The only definition I could not find here is the operative one:
Cultured: What happens when a Redneck Truck Driver has 1 too many glasses of wine while waiting for his Tilapia.
All of you in Seattle, ask Jek bout this one sometime.

Don’t Go Near the WATER!….

It looks as if Jek was “Used and Returned” and then forgotten!….. Don’t worry, we’ll be back soon to get you (sure we will)….. In the meantime, keep your children away….. “Jaws” was nothin’……

Happy Anniversary

Do you realize that this the 25th anniversary of absolutely nothing happening at this present moment.

CAMEL JOCULARITY

Recently, I received a warning regarding the use of the politically incorrect term “towel-heads”. We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I was informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us don’t like being called towel-heads, since the item they wear on their heads [...]

Airline Maintenance Fixes……

I haven’t posted a “WELL DUH!” in a while…… I got this from a friend and don’t know if it has made the rounds or not, but I thought if you hadn’t seen it, you might enjoy it…….
**Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma [...]

Oklahoma Education…….

Since I’m planning to run for “The Prez’s” job, I decided to become a new Oklahoma Tourism Ambassador…. I thought that a little more education wouldn’t be a bad thing, so I attended one of our exclusive private schools…. The curriculum there is the benchmark used by all higher education facilities in the [...]

FINALLY…A SOLUTION !

What if Operating Systems Were Airlines?

I think you could adapt this piece to compare different political systems/philosophies. Which one of these do you think fits our society?
DOS Airlines
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then they push again jump on again, and so on.
OS/2 Airlines
The [...]

Monty Python

I have been watching the series on PBS the last few weeks “Monty Python’s Personal best” . The surviving members of Python are starring in different episodes playing their personal favorite skits.
My Question, What is your favorite Python, Skit, Album, Movie, Member. Also do you think they are as funny and relevent as they were [...]

How Many Laws?…..

These people we call “Law-Makers”, i.e., Senators and Representatives, just what do they do with their time and why are they on the tax-payers payroll?….. I mean, the United States has had a constitution for over 200 years now…. Have you ever thought of how many laws you could write in 200 years!?…. [...]

Computer Industry Versus Auto Industry

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would [...]

No History

This is a reprint of a commentary in the Oklahoma Gazette Feb. 8. 2006 I thought it was Bloody Hilarious!
There’s no history like no history
By William W. Savage Jr.
It’s much ado about nothing, this flap over Senate Bill 982 and whether its passage last year by our state Legislature really means kids don’t have to [...]

Calling in Sick

I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements