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Women With Tattoos……

The hot topic on the talk radio show I listen to on the way to work this morning was about tattoos on women…… The woman host of the group stated that men like women with tattoos….. The men hosts, more or less, said that tattoos on women gave them the impression that the woman was [...]

No-See-Ums……

Since I’ve been doing a lot of outside work lately, and, here in Oklahoma, with all the recent rains, humidity, and high temperatures, the insect population has exploded, so, I purchased some insect repellent….. Now, it states very plainly the little varmints it is supposed to repel: Mosquitoes, Chiggers, Biting Flies, No-See-Ums, Gnats, and Fleas….. [...]

And now for some thing completely different

Well it’s not a photo of the sound barrier. Bet the pilot thought the lake was frozen.

Numberz…….

This Saturday will be 07-07-07….. They’re talking all over the news about how this should be the luckiest day ever!….. Numbers are strange….. Anyone notice that 777 is the luckiest combination, whereas, only one combo down, 666, is supposed to be the evilest? Weird?…… Does anyone remember what happened last year on 06-06-06?….. I don’t…… [...]

Happy Anniversary

Do you realize that this the 25th anniversary of absolutely nothing happening at this present moment.

Is THAT Really Me?……

On my recent vacation/inspection of the Great North West, I took lots of pics, and had just as many, or more, taken of me with my camera…… Here’s the deal – The person I see in the photos doesn’t look like the person I see in the mirror!….. I understand the reverse image – left/right [...]

Saturday the 14th…..

Since I didn’t get any responses to my Friday the 13th post, I guess no one survived the 13th and I might as well close this place down…… …….NOT!….. I wonder if anything bad is supposed to happen on a Saturday the 14th?…… Hollywood made a lame-o movie by that name….. Since I didn’t have [...]

Stormy Friday (the 13th)……

Yep, a perfect way to start a Friday the 13th, we got heavy thunderstorms goin’ on right now, temperatures dropping, and even a chance of snow before the weekend is over….. Looks like we having our March weather in April…… Friday the 13th was explained in either “Angels and Demons” or “The Da Vinci Code”….. [...]

Acme – Still Alive and Well…..

There’s a construction project out for a new park in Clinton, OK – The Acme Brick Park….. It’s rumored Wylie Coyote (Super Genius), a life-long customer of Acme products, will attend the dedication ceremonies if he can get clearance from Warner Brothers……

Oklahoma Geography

Since the last “Educational Quiz” was geographically based, I saw a story on the news about this couple that visited every city, town, ville, ghost town, and hole-in-the-wall in the state of Oklahoma….. It took them six years and over 32,000 miles to do it….. Why?….. I don’t know…. They were retired, but, have since [...]

Airline Maintenance Fixes……

I haven’t posted a “WELL DUH!” in a while…… I got this from a friend and don’t know if it has made the rounds or not, but I thought if you hadn’t seen it, you might enjoy it……. **Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to [...]

Cell Phone Games……

What “Peanut Head” writes those games, anyway?……. I have a Motorola V60i which is ancient by today’s standards and it has only three games on it in the first place…… You’d think that they would make them so that you could at least have a 50-50 chance of winning – better still, they should be [...]

Sound familiar?

By David Ruppe N E W Y O R K, May 1, 2001 In the early 1960s, America’s top military leaders reportedly drafted plans to kill innocent people and commit acts of terrorism in U.S. cities to create public support for a war against Cuba. Code named Operation Northwoods, the plans reportedly included the possible [...]

Stranger Things Have Happened (But I Don’t know to whom or where)

About three weeks ago, I met with the surgeons at the V.A. and was officially set-up for Thyroid surgery on the 24th of March….. Everyday since then, I’ve awoke with knots in the stomach, nervousness, sleeplessness, and headaches just thinking of all the possible outcomes of the surgery, but, there was one scenario that had [...]

What does this have to do with the price of tea in China?

worldG, Texas – Exxon Mobil Corp. posted record profits for any U.S. company on Monday â?? $10.71 billion for the fourth quarter and $36.13 billion for the year â?? as the worldâ??s biggest publicly traded oil company benefited from high oil and gas prices and demand for refined products. The results exceeded Wall Street expectations. [...]