Just minding my own business

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, “Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!” and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man…that could have been me!” So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

3 Responses to “Just minding my own business”

  1. Just one of the perks of my chosen career.

  2. Okay, it looks as if the Inmates have taken temporary control of the Community…. Get the off-color ethnic jokes out of your system and move on to other things, like slamming BOTH of the Presidential candidates….. My Question is: How do we get another candidate (any candidate – except Ms. C.) in the running?….. I personally don’t think the United States can survive 4 years of either one of them…..

  3. AWWWW DAD……. It’s simple, 2nd american revolution. abolish the electorial college. 1 person 1vote. no charge to become a candidate. If you think you can do better than anyone else, you can run. and I should be able to vote for you.

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