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Comedy Can Be Dangerous….

Here’s a little known fact I picked up while watching a retro TV station…..  The Three Stooges were the first comedy group to satirize Hitler in the 1930’s…..  In 1940, Hitler added The Three Stooges to his personal “Kill List”…..  It appears jokes can be Dangerous….  Better keep your April Fool’s Day pranks to a […]

Time Changes Everything….

….Well, almost, u-u-uh, sometimes, u-u-uh, maybe?…..  Anyway, I’ve been watching some of my extensive DVD collection, as in “Red Dwarf”, the BBC’s Si-Fi comedy series from the early ’90’s…..  In one episode, Rimmer is trying to express how useless something is with the comment/joke: “That’s about as useless as a condom machine in the Vatican”, […]

Just minding my own business

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, was […]

The Bartender

A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around they offered a standing $1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. […]

High way Stories

I was send an e-mail with this little story and song. Thought the community might like it. Any one else have an amusing story about cops, cars, road trips, etc?

Comedy 101

You know we have talked at length about music, politics, weather, prices, and so forth. but the one subject that we haven’t really got onto is comedy and comedians. So take into all of the past questions we have had and apply them to the comedy world. Who is your favorite Comedian of all time? […]

Missing Person(Amber Alert)

The community Authorities are looking for a missing person. Last heard from on 10/19 Last known whereabouts Seattle, WA Subject is known to frequent Coffee shops, and Weird Soda tastings, as well as music listening parties. Subject is married, no children. He is known to be employed as a computer programming expert/Tech. Subject has a […]

Cultured The only definition I could not find here is the operative one: Cultured: What happens when a Redneck Truck Driver has 1 too many glasses of wine while waiting for his Tilapia. All of you in Seattle, ask Jek bout this one sometime.

Don’t Go Near the WATER!….

It looks as if Jek was “Used and Returned” and then forgotten!….. Don’t worry, we’ll be back soon to get you (sure we will)….. In the meantime, keep your children away….. “Jaws” was nothin’……

Happy Anniversary

Do you realize that this the 25th anniversary of absolutely nothing happening at this present moment.


Recently, I received a warning regarding the use of the politically incorrect term “towel-heads”. We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I was informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us don’t like being called towel-heads, since the item they wear on their heads […]

Airline Maintenance Fixes……

I haven’t posted a “WELL DUH!” in a while…… I got this from a friend and don’t know if it has made the rounds or not, but I thought if you hadn’t seen it, you might enjoy it……. **Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to […]

Oklahoma Education…….

Since I’m planning to run for “The Prez’s” job, I decided to become a new Oklahoma Tourism Ambassador…. I thought that a little more education wouldn’t be a bad thing, so I attended one of our exclusive private schools…. The curriculum there is the benchmark used by all higher education facilities in the state…. The […]


What if Operating Systems Were Airlines?

I think you could adapt this piece to compare different political systems/philosophies. Which one of these do you think fits our society? DOS Airlines Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then they push again jump on again, and so […]