St. Paddy’s Day……
Yep, anyone know any St. Paddy jokes?…. Here’s one I heard on the TV a few minutes ago….. Mrs. Paddy was busy milking the cow….. A fly kept bugging her, flying around her head and ears – just being annoying, which is a fly’s job, right?….. She finally got the fly to leave her alone with a solid backhand swat, so, the fly flies up and into the the ear of the cow….. A couple of minutes later, the same fly shows up in the milk bucket…. The moral of the story – Are you Ready? – is, “What flies in one ear comes out the Utter”….. I didn’t say it was a good joke!….. Anyone else have one….. Oh, Yeah, Kermit the Frog says, “Once you turn green, you never want to go back”…… Okay, Okay, I’ll stop…. Happy St. Paddy’s Day to all…..
March 17th, 2014 at 10:08 pm
Ok. Turn off the TV, put down the remote, Back slowly away.
March 18th, 2014 at 12:39 am
Oh, there’s more Mr. J….. Let me think, Hm-m-m-m….. What do you call a diseased Irish midget?……. Ready…… A “LEPERchaun” (Ha!)….. Get It?…… Take that, Mr. J-Do……