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Monty Python

I have been watching the series on PBS the last few weeks “Monty Python’s Personal best” . The surviving members of Python are starring in different episodes playing their personal favorite skits. My Question, What is your favorite Python, Skit, Album, Movie, Member. Also do you think they are as funny and relevent as they […]

How Many Laws?…..

These people we call “Law-Makers”, i.e., Senators and Representatives, just what do they do with their time and why are they on the tax-payers payroll?….. I mean, the United States has had a constitution for over 200 years now…. Have you ever thought of how many laws you could write in 200 years!?…. I’m surprised […]

Computer Industry Versus Auto Industry

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would […]

No History

This is a reprint of a commentary in the Oklahoma Gazette Feb. 8. 2006 I thought it was Bloody Hilarious! There’s no history like no history By William W. Savage Jr. It’s much ado about nothing, this flap over Senate Bill 982 and whether its passage last year by our state Legislature really means kids […]

Calling in Sick

I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements

OLYMPIC LEAD……

MRambler jumps for joy after winning Olympic Lead in the “Why the Hell am I still in Oklahoma” competition….. MR attributes his record breaking victory to premeditated procrastination and sheer dumb stupidity….. “The competition was really tough” stated MR and he would like to thank his sponsors – “JekTarn Hiking Supply” of Seattle, WA for […]

TERRORISM

I found this cool t-shirt in Santa Fe last week. I’m not an Apache, but a card-carrying Choctaw. Still, I sort of identify with these four “dudes”. My people signed the Treaty of Dancing Rabbit Creek and shuffled off to OK. I guess Mississippi wasn’t worth fighting for. And as for the date, Columbus wasn’t […]

The Chicken or the Egg…..

Thought we could use a little humor, although, this could be the actual answer to that age-old question……. I heard this on a local radio station, so, even if you think it’s a somewhat off-color (or, shall we say, egg-colored) it must have passed the FCC censors……. Anyway, here it is: The Chicken and the […]

International Idiocy…….

In the old Soviet Union, it was illegal to play the game of Monopoly…….. Scrabble was legal, but all triple-word bonus scores probably had to be distributed equally among the collective players for the greater glory of the game masses………

War Solved

The Goverment has announced a new unit The USRAF (United States Redneck Assult Force) The members will be recruited from the southern states (TN, GA, NC, SC, MS, KY, FL AL, TX, LA, and OK) Their mission brief will be as follows: 1. The Terrorists do not belive in God 2. They do not like […]

“Cornbread are square”

Cornbread are square, don’t you know?