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War Solved

  • by J.J.
  • May 22nd, 2005
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  • General, Jokes
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  • 2 comments

    • The Goverment has announced a new unit
    The USRAF (United States Redneck Assult Force)
    The members will be recruited from the southern states (TN, GA, NC, SC, MS, KY, FL AL, TX, LA, and OK)

    Their mission brief will be as follows:
    1. The Terrorists do not belive in God
    2. They do not like Beer and Pickup trucks
    3. They do not like Lynard Skynard
    4. They Do not eat Grits
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

    The War will be over in 1 hour.

    J.J. posted this entry on Sunday, May 22nd, 2005 at 11:36 am. Posted in the category General, Jokes You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

    2 Responses to “War Solved”

    1. #1 by caseusminimus
      May 25th, 2005 at 1:13 am

      LOL, to true. Though you could’a include my home state of montana on that list.

    2. #2 by J.J.
      May 25th, 2005 at 12:34 pm

      Remember, Redneck It’s not just a state, but a state of mind.
      Redneck. “A glorious absence of sofistiction” Jeff Foxworthy.

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