11 Responses to “MR CORONER REPORT”

  1. No Comment Bout which one: Farrah, Or Michael Jackson?

  2. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. #3 by huskysooner

    I’ll miss Ed.

  4. I is the MR ROCK Coroner. Should have been more clear in my post.
    HS, Johnny & Ed are up there with the great show biz duos of all time.
    Things have been quite busy this year for the coroner’s office.

  5. Does this mean there won’t be a comeback tour?…… That was cold, wasn’t it?….. Okay, I’ll just moonwalk myself into the corner and give thanks….. Damn, that was colder….. I’m sorry, he just shouldn’t have messed with The Beatle’s catalog….. I do wish someone would’ve messed with his catalog (burned it-maybe?)….. PDB just said, “you’re going to smoke a turd in Hell for saying that”(He stole that from Robin Williams) OK, OK, I’m moonwalking back to the corner and shutting up…..

  6. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I’ll have to go out in the 100+ heat to warm up (for about 30 seconds).

  7. We had an impromptu celebrity passing party at work yesterday. Everyone was wearing a white glove and drinking wine. Fun times.

    About MJ: I wouldn’t worry too much. His alien probably found a new host body.

  8. Good one, jek. I’m thinking the new host may be PDB.

  9. Oh, Oh, Oh, boy, are you ever on PDB’s Ultimate Dirt-bag list now, Sunn!!!!…. “Number One with a Bullet”, he said (I hope he meant that in the context of using an old “Billboard” music rating putting you on top of the list, and not literally!!!!…..

    Although, it is strange, last night PDB was doing this funny little backward dance step and conducted a white glove inspection….. uhmmm-m-m-m….. Na-a-a, can’t be…… ( I think I’ll keep an eye on the one-gloved fur-ball for the next week or so, anyway.)……

  10. It was a joke, PDB. Honest.

  11. The Stranger cover for the Week of Jul 2 - 8, 2009, Vol. 18, No. 42

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