PDB’s At It Again….
I found PD Bob hangin’ out at a local swap meet….. He had been, as he called it, researching the local inhabitants….. He was disguised as the gopher from “Caddyshack”….. I had to pay a buck to get him back….. I don’t know if it was worth it or not…. He claims he picked up a lot of “Paraprosdokians” (yes, it’s a word)….. Here are some of the ones PDB lives by:
“Where there’s a will, I want to be in it”
“Don’t argue with a Moron – They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience”
“The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list”
“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong”
“War doesn’t determine who’s right – Only who’s left”
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism – To steal from many is research”
“I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks”
“I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you”
“A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory”
“You don’t need a parachute to skydive – You only need one to skydive twice”
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with”
“I used to be indecisive – Now I’m not so sure”
“You’re never too old to learn something stupid”
“Change is inevitable except from a vending machine”
“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
PD Bob may have some valid points here, but, I’m not telling him that….. I have enough trouble with him the way he is……
June 24th, 2011 at 8:52 pm
Don’t forget There is no personal problem that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
June 25th, 2011 at 8:35 am
Pd Bob is a professor of that one…. He applies it on a daily basis….