OU Beats OU……

Yep, there were 22 men on the field, all with the same goal in mind…… It was OU/Colorado vs OU….. Both OU‘s offensive and defensive lines took a short trip to the Bahamas, or maybe it was a 4 quarter long “Starbucks” (or “Seattle’s Best”) break…… Oh, sorry, they were playing in Boulder not Seattle….. It was a 4 quarter “Coors” break then….. OU should have been penalized for “Non-Sportsmanlike Conduct” – They forgot how to play…… Don’t get me wrong, I’m an OU fan, but, they do this at least once, if not more, every year….. Go-o-o, So-o-oners – straight to the locker room….. Next Week will be the battle of the “Up-Set Losers”Texas/OU….. I wonder which one will be upset enough to win?……

8 Responses to “OU Beats OU……”

  1. #1 by huskysooner

    Yeah, that really hurt to watch. The only balm was that Texas got thumped.

  2. OU should be loaded for Bear come Saturday, or, should I say “Horns”?…… Should be a good game…… It just goes to show that any team can be beat on any given day…… I’ll be watching the game and rooting for OU…… I think they got all the “goop” out of their systems, and Colorado used up all of the so-called “Texas Luck” against OU….. So-o-o, watch out Big T – OU’s comin’ to Big D with a whole new bag of tricks……

  3. The “Final” score for the OU/Tex-Ass game will be 63-7…… Notice I didn’t specify the winner….. Take your pick….. They’re both coming off “Up-Set” games, although, to me, Tex-Ass has the “Home-Field” advantage, even though they consider the Cotton Bowl as a “Neutral Field”…… I’m sorry, but there is no way in Hell that Dallas is Neutral territory!……

  4. MR, I’ve never been to the OU/UT game, but in theory the crowd is half-and-half.

    They won a close one. Yea!

  5. The crowd in the stands MAY be half-‘n’-half, but the city of Dallas isn’t….. You ever try to find parking when you are going to anything at the Cotton Bowl?….. With Oklahoma plates?….. Also, I find it very profiteering that the Texas State Fair just happens to be going on at the same time…… I think the motto is, “We want all of your Oklahoma Dollars and we’re going to treat you like dirt, and, we’re laughing all the way to the bank”……..

    BTW, I won the game for OU…… This is a true story, and RtG will confirm it….. In the 1st quarter, I told everyone that any OU that I watch from start to finish they lose….. It happened with the Colorado game the week before….. It had been so long since I watched an OU game, I had forgotten this little detail….. I told them I needed to miss part of the game, switch to another channel for a few minutes, run to the store, etc…… So-o-o, in the 2nd quarter when Tex-Ass was on the 10 yard line about to score, I got up and told everyone I was going to make a run to 7-11….. I was gone 10 minutes or so….. During that time, Tex-Ass fumbled the ball, didn’t score, OU came back, made a touchdown and turned the game around and won…. True story…. When I got back from 7-11, everybody was telling me to go away again!….. They did let me stay and the final score is history….. Thanks to MR…… Stoops owes me one…..

  6. #6 by huskysooner

    Please don’t watch any more OU football, MR.

    OU beats Texas. Yankees lose. Cubs loose. Life is good.

  7. #7 by huskysooner

    I meant Cubs _lose_, of course. Don’t want baby bears running around.

  8. OK, HS, I promise not to watch a complete OU game the rest of the season…… We’ll see if it makes a difference…… If they win all the rest of their games, all you OU Fans owe me BIG!…….

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