Randalf the Grey posted this entry on Saturday, July 21st, 2007 at 2:35 am.
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8 Responses to “THIS JUST IN; CHENEY IN CHARGE WHILE BUSH UNDERGOES COLONOSCOPY & CRANIUM EXTRACTION”
RtG, you know that it is impossible to remove his cranium from that location….. It would create a black hole and suck it right back in again!…… Are you sure that’s Bush’s?….. It might be Cheney’s…..
No if it were Cheney’s there would be a shotgun next to it. You know that’s really what happened, it’s hard to aim with ones cranium lodged firmly amongst ones sphincter.
I’m guessing Cheney is the one who’s been in charge the last six-and-a-half years. I seriously doubt if Dumb-ass Dubya is “in the loop” much of the time. You’d think the neo cons would have at least picked a spokes-model who was literate.
I think Dubya has a Hula Hoop in the corner of the Oval Office….. That’s the closest he can get to being “In The Loop”, although, I hear he can’t keep it going much longer than a few seconds……
July 22nd, 2007 at 7:23 am
RtG, you know that it is impossible to remove his cranium from that location….. It would create a black hole and suck it right back in again!…… Are you sure that’s Bush’s?….. It might be Cheney’s…..
July 22nd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
No if it were Cheney’s there would be a shotgun next to it. You know that’s really what happened, it’s hard to aim with ones cranium lodged firmly amongst ones sphincter.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:56 am
Maybe he thought he could shoot his way out…..
July 25th, 2007 at 1:37 am
That’s good. hee hee hee
July 25th, 2007 at 9:04 am
Yeah, but, not for the country when the “Top Two” are in a permanent Nuclear Attack position……
July 25th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
I’m guessing Cheney is the one who’s been in charge the last six-and-a-half years. I seriously doubt if Dumb-ass Dubya is “in the loop” much of the time. You’d think the neo cons would have at least picked a spokes-model who was literate.
July 26th, 2007 at 8:12 am
I think Dubya has a Hula Hoop in the corner of the Oval Office….. That’s the closest he can get to being “In The Loop”, although, I hear he can’t keep it going much longer than a few seconds……
July 26th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
hee, hee