Creative Guitar!…..

You’ll have to thank Anon for this one – Also address any Comments/Questions to him also…..  This is definitely what you would call a “Boy Toy”…..  I think the “Fairer” sex would have some problems with the design……  The questions I have are:  Is this for real?…..  Where can I buy one?…..  Just how do you “Finger” the notes? (I might not want to know that one, but, I would assume it would have something to do with the amount of pressure on the pads located in the bowl)…..  The picture isn’t clear enough to read the directions or what the digital readout is for……

A couple of observations:  I see a video camera in the upper left of the pic and some other device located on the upper right side of the “Guitar Pee”…..  I wonder – Do you get a video recording of you creating your “Wet Guitar Masterpiece”?…..  Where do I sign-up for one of them – Mornings are always my most creative time – wet or dry!……

13 Responses to “Creative Guitar!…..”

  1. I think it’s a Strat????

  2. That’s all you can tell us?….. You think it’s a Strat?….. It IS in the design of a Stratocaster maple neck….. It’s probably a knock-off since I don’t see the Fender logo and the usual headstock markings that are on a Strat neck….. I’m sure if they had Fender’s OK, they would have left the logo on it……

    More to the point, Anon, do you know any of the details I mentioned in the Post? i.e. – Is this a real product, etc., etc.?…… At any rate I think it’s cool and whoever thought it up probably has, at sometime or another, taken mind-expanding drugs….. Whatta Ya think?……

  3. I have no idea. As I received it. Really doubt it is a Strat. Who would pee on a Strat? Well, I guess some would.

    Notice buttons (controls) to the right. Notice screen at top and strings in the urinal. So you are standing there pushing buttons for effects, watching the screen, trying to figure out chords, and peeing on your foot. Looks dangerous to me.

  4. Not to mention any shorts.

  5. For once, I’m speechless………….allrighty then,

  6. I’m thinking April fools day hook up a cattle prod to the strat urinal and watch the idiots fry themselves. A direct feed to a monitor in the ladies room might lead to some interesting after restroom conversations. The best part is you could put up a sign to warn everyone and they would still fry themselves for the amusement of the ladies.

  7. Anon, are you talking about electrical shorts or the user’s shorts?…… Of course, I guess, if you had an electrical short in the system, it would affect the user’s shorts within a few micro-seconds (maybe even nano-seconds)…. Also, you accomplished something most of us have been unable to do – Make J.J. speechless! – Good Job!…… J.J.’s just perturbed that he didn’t think of it first….. PD Bob’s has taken Robo’s April Fool’s prank and is hard at work at his drafting table coming up with all kinds of ways to sabotage one of the devices….. ….. And life goes on in the MR Community……

  8. That would be electrical shocks to vital areas.

    Also notice what appears to be cameras on either side of the “Guitar Pee”. I’m guessing you will be on Youtube as you dance around pissing on your foot.

  9. Yeah, I mentioned the video camera(s) in the Post, but, I hadn’t thought of a direct link to You Tube, or, as Robo mentioned, a monitor in the women’s bathroom….. I also noticed, although it’s not really clear, the word “Billboard” below the “Guitar Pee” logo…. I’m wondering if it’s not a pee-along Karaoke device?…. The numbered readout could be the song you select to pee-along with….. A good back-up track would make you think you were better than you probably are…. Rock On!……

  10. Sing and pee at the same time? Beyond my abilities.

    I asked the friend who emailed the photo if he knew anything more about it. I got a one word reply…………”WalMart”. I have no idea what he meant. I guess I could google “pee Walmart” and see what happens.

  11. I’m going to check the bathroom facilities at the WalMart Super Center near MR HQ…… Maybe even check their website to see if they sell the “Guitar Pee” system….. You never can tell – WalMart does carry some weird items, especially online……

  12. C-o-o-l, Mr. Jek….. The link answered a lot of questions about the “Guitar Pee”…… I didn’t research the price, but, I doubt if my apartment complex would allow me to install one in my bathroom, even if I could afford it….. Sure would be cool to have one though, and, I bet it would definitely make you the talk of all your friends and visitors – male and female! (I’m not saying that it would be good talk necessarily!)…… Piss On, Mate!…..

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