Fuel Additive…..

I went into the local WalMart to purchase some fuel additive for my ’89 Dodge Raider….. With 180k on the odometer it sometimes gets in these sluggish moods…. The check-out lady asked me if I was at least 18 years of age in order to purchase the product…. I replied, rather snippy, “Lady, my car is old enough to buy this”…. As a matter of fact, the old Raider is now 21 – legal drinking age…. I think I’ll start giving it a shot of Vodka every once in a while….. Might work better than the manufactured stuff…. I wonder if I could convince a cop to arrest the Raider for drunk driving instead of me if the situation ever came up?….

2 Responses to “Fuel Additive…..”

  1. Maybe in another 21 years It will start to run on water. Of course by then water will be $44.00 a gallon. You still wont be able to afford to feed that thing.

  2. Yeah, that’s the problem – Can’t afford to feed it – Can’t afford to replace it….. S-o-o-o, I’ve cut back on driving as much as possible and hope it doesn’t decide to go belly-up…. Definitely can’t afford to repair it… It’s a Catch 22.5

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