Peter (wet) Cottontail…..
…..is decked out in his wet-weather gear, and splish-splashing down the bunny trail…… It’s a wet, cloudy, and cold Easter here in the Heartland…… I must admit it is a sight that you rarely see – An Easter bunny in a camouflaged poncho with a rucksack full of wet eggs, the colors running off them in a multi-colored stream down his back and on to the ground….. Anyway, a happy and safe Easter to everyone…..
OH, I almost forgot, I’m peeved at PD Bob….. He told me, in no uncertain terms, “to get that MRambler Central CRAP out of his storage space PDQ”…… When I inquired why, here’s what I got, “Every year I go on my own personal Easter egg hunt….. I usually end up with enough eggs to last me 6 months or more, and since it’s raining, I should be able to covertly acquire double that amount from that stupid splish-splashing, pea-brained bunny. So-o-o, I need ALL my underground storage space, NOW KID!”……
Last I saw of him, he was disguised as a bunny, heading out of the bunker with a GPS, a telescoping butterfly net, a starlight scope, and a walkie-talkie…… From the chatter I could hear on the W-T, he had a black-ops chopper on station just waiting to pick-up his bounty and his sorry, thieving little wet butt…..
This is MR, reporting live from PDB’s secret HQ located somewhere in the wet scorched earth of the Heartland….. Now for something completely different……
April 14th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Thanks to PD Bob, I’ve got streaks of Easter egg dye smeared all over the MRC records…… Right now, he has the Easter Bunny tied to a chair, interrogating him as to why he has a fetish about chicken eggs and where the hell he gets them….. The bunny’s not talking – yet, but, Prairie Dog Bob’s not giving up…… He told the bunny, “it’s a whole year ’til Easter rolls around again, therefore, I have all the time in the world”….. PD Bob’s just mad because the bunny didn’t disclose the location(s) of his egg stash…… More on this later…..
April 14th, 2009 at 10:22 am
PD Bob sounds like a bad piece of work.
April 14th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Anon, let’s just say PDB’s been on one too many special ops…… In the context of Easter – All his eggs just aren’t in his basket most of the time….. I’ve actually got him talking lately, and, I have lots of stories to relate in later Posts…… PDB still wants his own column, and, is demanding that I let him log on and tell his story in his own words….. I’m holding off on giving him that much rope right now….. We would probably have to make the Blog X-rated for language at a minimum….