Cultured
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/culture
The only definition I could not find here is the operative one:
Cultured: What happens when a Redneck Truck Driver has 1 too many glasses of wine while waiting for his Tilapia.
All of you in Seattle, ask Jek bout this one sometime.
September 2nd, 2007 at 1:59 pm
OK Jek, what about too much wine and Tilapia?
September 3rd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I was also in attendance at this cultural event……. Jek and J.J. were very, very busy discussing red and white….. I don’t know which they decided was supposed to be red or white – the wine or the fish……. After listening to this babble for an unbearable length of time, Robo and I couldn’t decide whether we were going to string them up with all the other cultured pearls or seal them in a petri dish for further examination at a later date……
September 3rd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Or…………..as another alternative, brand them both “hoity toity” & disown them both!!!!!!!!!!!! No place for “hoity toity” on this forum, me thinks.
September 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 pm
I guess JJ is needing some attention now that he is in Oklahoma-Stationary-Orbit (OSO). My recollection of the evening is that JJ and I were having a polite conversation about different wines in a non-snooty fashion. Of course, MR and Robo were having fun at us for a bit and then JJ made the fatal mistake of saying he’s become cultured (or something like that). Oh man, you’d thought someone threw red meat to a pack of wolves.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:11 am
He meant cultured, as in spoiled milk, maybe?
September 4th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I believe that it’s white with Talapia, red wine with red meat. Whisky in a fruit jar anytime. And Southern Comfort is an aperitif.
September 5th, 2007 at 6:58 am
I like Sunn’s explanation the best.
September 5th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Jek, I know that J.J. put on a few pounds just sitting behind the wheel of that big rig on those cross-country trips, but, I don’t know if he’s achieved a Stationary Orbit yet, Oklahoma or otherwise…… Of course, we will need to attempt a J.J. launch soon, but, I think we will have to settle for a Cultured Sub-Orbital track at best…..
September 5th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Maybe we should chain J.J. to the back of a jet breaking to sound barrier. Wounder what would break first J.J. the Jet, the chain, or the laws of physics.
September 7th, 2007 at 7:52 am
5 to 1 on the chain depending on the Tensile strength.
September 11th, 2007 at 9:25 am
My guess is that it would depend on the type of wine the pilot had prior to take-off.