{"id":933,"date":"2010-03-12T16:32:22","date_gmt":"2010-03-12T21:32:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=933"},"modified":"2010-03-12T16:34:45","modified_gmt":"2010-03-12T21:34:45","slug":"p-d-bobs-weather-antenna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/12\/p-d-bobs-weather-antenna\/","title":{"rendered":"P.D. Bob’s Weather Antenna…."},"content":{"rendered":"

I would’ve Posted<\/strong> this sooner, but, there was this visit from Jek<\/strong>….. He proceeded to re-invent my computer and reorganize everything<\/em>!….. As soon as he left MR HQ<\/strong>, P.D. Bob<\/strong> decided he didn’t like any outsider<\/strong> (to him) messin’ about with the layout of things – so-o-o, he promptly reorganized everything<\/em> to his liking….. Needless to say, I couldn’t find anything, personal or otherwise….. I just now found my laptop…. PDB<\/strong> was using it as a display base for his stuffed field mice collection<\/em>…. UUGH!<\/strong>…. He’s on my list permanently…..<\/p>\n

Anyways, back to PDB’s<\/strong> new invention….. The “Forked Tongue Weather Predicting Antenna”<\/strong>….. Here it is:
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\nHere’s how it works:<\/strong> As soon as you receive your FTWP Antenna<\/strong> by refrigerated truck, install it where your factory antenna is installed…. The FTWP Antenna<\/strong> will begin immediately predicting the weather…. If the clear section of the antenna remains frozen, it’s still Winter<\/em>…. If it slowly starts to lean and melt, then it’s above freezing, and, it’s still Winter<\/em>, maybe early Spring<\/em>….. If it melts before you can install it completely, then it’s definitely Summer<\/strong>….. The steel section of the FTWPA<\/strong> works almost as good as the antenna you just removed….. Oh, yeah, you can’t move the vehicle while the FTWPA<\/strong> is operating….. Be the first on your block to own one<\/strong>…. Only Three (3) payments of<\/em> $19.95<\/strong> plus $200.00<\/strong> Shipping and Handling<\/em>….. One of an extensive line of little known products from PDB Productions, Inc, LTD, etc<\/strong>…… THIS PRODUCT HAS A “BUYER BEWARE” WARNING<\/em><\/strong>….. Happy non-motoring<\/em>……<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I would’ve Posted this sooner, but, there was this visit from Jek….. He proceeded to re-invent my computer and reorganize everything!….. As soon as he left MR HQ, P.D. Bob decided he didn’t like any outsider (to him) messin’ about with the layout of things – so-o-o, he promptly reorganized everything to his liking….. Needless […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,35,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=933"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":940,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933\/revisions\/940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}