{"id":851,"date":"2010-01-04T10:03:42","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T15:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=851"},"modified":"2010-01-05T10:13:03","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T15:13:03","slug":"annexed-by-canada-eh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/04\/annexed-by-canada-eh\/","title":{"rendered":"Annexed by Canada&#8230;.eh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, <strong>Hosers<\/strong>, it&#8217;s been below freezing here in the <strong>Heartland<\/strong> almost constantly since even before the record breaking blizzard we had on <strong>Christmas Eve<\/strong>&#8230;.eh?&#8230;  Snow everywhere (even <em>yellow<\/em> snow) and c-o-o-l-l-d&#8230;&#8230;  So-o-o, we&#8217;ve been annexed into the <strong>British Empire<\/strong> via <strong>Canada<\/strong>&#8230;. Take Off, eh?&#8230;&#8230;  Here&#8217;s the details&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I woke up yesterday with a <strong>Royal Canadian Mountie<\/strong> knocking on my door&#8230;.eh?&#8230;  Wanted a cup of coffee and directions to the State Capitol to deliver the official annexation order&#8230;..  I gave him a cup and told him to, <strong>&#8220;Take Off, eh?&#8221;<\/strong>&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>PD Bob<\/strong> showed up on a dogsled full of Canadian bacon&#8230;.eh?&#8230;  He had on a walrus coat and big fuzzy took on his head, and, a copy of Bob and Doug&#8217;s movie&#8230;&#8230;.  <strong>Hoser<\/strong> the dog was leading the pack&#8230;eh?&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah, before the Mountie left he told me he was also carrying plans for a ski lift project from <strong>Vancouver<\/strong> to <strong>OKC<\/strong> and back&#8230;..eh?&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><strong>There&#8217;s nobody out there that still believes in Global warming is there?&#8230;<\/strong>  I&#8217;m going to pour me and <strong>PDB<\/strong> another cup, eat some fatback, and discuss it in detail&#8230;&#8230;  <strong>Take Off, Hosers&#8230;.eh?&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, Hosers, it&#8217;s been below freezing here in the Heartland almost constantly since even before the record breaking blizzard we had on Christmas Eve&#8230;.eh?&#8230; Snow everywhere (even yellow snow) and c-o-o-l-l-d&#8230;&#8230; So-o-o, we&#8217;ve been annexed into the British Empire via Canada&#8230;. Take Off, eh?&#8230;&#8230; Here&#8217;s the details&#8230;&#8230; I woke up yesterday with a Royal Canadian [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":855,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions\/855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}