In the beginning was The Plan.
\nAnd then came the assumptions.
\nAnd the assumptions were without form and void.
\nAnd The Plan was completely without substance.
\nAnd darkness was upon the face of the workers.
\nAnd they spoke amongst themselves, saying.
\n“Hark, it is a crock of shit, and it stinks.”
\nAnd the workers went unto their supervisors and said.
\n“Hark, it is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor there of.”
\nAnd the supervisors went unto their managers and spoke unto them.
\n“Hark, it is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
\nAnd the managers went unto their directors and spoke unto them.
\n“Hark, it is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide it’s strength.”
\nAnd the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another.
\n“Behold, it contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”
\nAnd the directors went unto the vice presidents and spoke unto them.
\n“It promotes growth and is very powerful.”
\nAnd the vice presidents went unto the president and spoke unto him.
\n“This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company, and we shall have great strength.”
\nAnd the president looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good,
\nand the plan became policy.<\/p>\n
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