{"id":751,"date":"2009-04-17T11:30:18","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T16:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=751"},"modified":"2009-04-17T11:30:56","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T16:30:56","slug":"a-new-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/17\/a-new-one\/","title":{"rendered":"A New One&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>of those,&#8221; You know you&#8217;re getting&#8230;.&#8221; jokes&#8230;..  I just thought this one up as I was packing for my inspection trip of the Seattle HQ complex&#8230;&#8230;  It may not be funny as it is the truth, or, maybe that&#8217;s what makes it funny&#8230;..  I don&#8217;t know, you decide&#8230;..  Here it is&#8230;..<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;You know you&#8217;re getting old when you&#8217;re going on a trip and you end up packing more prescription medications than you do anything else.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s sad, but true&#8230;&#8230; I didn&#8217;t realize the body had that many muscles that could hurt all at the same time&#8230;&#8230;.  (was that my knee or elbow popping?)&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>of those,&#8221; You know you&#8217;re getting&#8230;.&#8221; jokes&#8230;.. I just thought this one up as I was packing for my inspection trip of the Seattle HQ complex&#8230;&#8230; It may not be funny as it is the truth, or, maybe that&#8217;s what makes it funny&#8230;.. I don&#8217;t know, you decide&#8230;.. Here it is&#8230;.. &#8220;You know you&#8217;re getting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}