{"id":748,"date":"2009-04-12T13:12:43","date_gmt":"2009-04-12T18:12:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=748"},"modified":"2009-04-14T11:01:59","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T16:01:59","slug":"peter-wet-cottontail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/12\/peter-wet-cottontail\/","title":{"rendered":"Peter (wet) Cottontail&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;..is decked out in his wet-weather gear, and splish-splashing down the bunny trail&#8230;&#8230;  It&#8217;s a wet, cloudy, and cold Easter here in the Heartland&#8230;&#8230;  I must admit it is a sight that you rarely see &#8211; An Easter bunny in a camouflaged poncho with a rucksack full of wet eggs, the colors running off them in a multi-colored stream down his back and on to the ground&#8230;..  Anyway, a happy and safe Easter to everyone&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>OH, I almost forgot, I&#8217;m peeved at PD Bob&#8230;..  He told me, in no uncertain terms, &#8220;to get that MRambler Central CRAP out of his storage space PDQ&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;  When I inquired why, here&#8217;s what I got, &#8220;Every year I go on my own personal Easter egg hunt&#8230;..  I usually end up with enough eggs to last me 6 months or more, and since it&#8217;s raining, I should be able to covertly acquire double that amount from that stupid splish-splashing, pea-brained bunny.  So-o-o, I need ALL my underground storage space, NOW KID!&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Last I saw of him, he was disguised as a bunny, heading out of the bunker with a GPS, a telescoping butterfly net, a starlight scope, and a walkie-talkie&#8230;&#8230;  From the chatter I could hear on the W-T, he had a black-ops chopper on station just waiting to pick-up his bounty and his sorry, thieving little wet butt&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>This is MR, reporting live from PDB&#8217;s secret HQ located somewhere in the wet scorched earth of the Heartland&#8230;..  Now for something completely different&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;..is decked out in his wet-weather gear, and splish-splashing down the bunny trail&#8230;&#8230; It&#8217;s a wet, cloudy, and cold Easter here in the Heartland&#8230;&#8230; I must admit it is a sight that you rarely see &#8211; An Easter bunny in a camouflaged poncho with a rucksack full of wet eggs, the colors running off them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}