{"id":61,"date":"2005-05-22T11:36:42","date_gmt":"2005-05-22T17:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=61"},"modified":"2005-05-22T11:36:42","modified_gmt":"2005-05-22T17:36:42","slug":"war-solved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/22\/war-solved\/","title":{"rendered":"War Solved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Goverment has announced a new unit<br \/>\nThe USRAF (United States Redneck Assult Force)<br \/>\nThe members will be recruited from the southern states (TN, GA, NC, SC, MS, KY, FL AL, TX, LA, and OK)<\/p>\n<p>Their mission brief will be as follows:<br \/>\n1. The Terrorists do not belive in God<br \/>\n2. They do not like Beer and Pickup trucks<br \/>\n3. They do not like Lynard Skynard<br \/>\n4. They Do not eat Grits<br \/>\n5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt<\/p>\n<p>The War will be over in 1 hour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Goverment has announced a new unit The USRAF (United States Redneck Assult Force) The members will be recruited from the southern states (TN, GA, NC, SC, MS, KY, FL AL, TX, LA, and OK) Their mission brief will be as follows: 1. The Terrorists do not belive in God 2. They do not like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}