{"id":492,"date":"2007-07-25T09:17:46","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T14:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=492"},"modified":"2007-07-25T10:30:20","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T15:30:20","slug":"dont-go-near-the-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/25\/dont-go-near-the-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Go Near the WATER!&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img id=\"image491\" alt=lifevest src=\"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/lifevest.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nIt looks as if <strong>Jek<\/strong> was <em>&#8220;Used and Returned&#8221;<\/em> and then forgotten!&#8230;..  Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;ll be back soon to get you (<em>sure we will<\/em>)&#8230;..  In the meantime, keep your children away&#8230;..  <strong>&#8220;Jaws&#8221;<\/strong> was nothin&#8217;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks as if Jek was &#8220;Used and Returned&#8221; and then forgotten!&#8230;.. Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;ll be back soon to get you (sure we will)&#8230;.. In the meantime, keep your children away&#8230;.. &#8220;Jaws&#8221; was nothin&#8217;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}