{"id":391,"date":"2007-02-20T13:43:36","date_gmt":"2007-02-20T19:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=391"},"modified":"2007-02-20T13:43:36","modified_gmt":"2007-02-20T19:43:36","slug":"snobbery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/20\/snobbery\/","title":{"rendered":"Snobbery&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to be a <strong>SNOB<\/strong>!&#8230;..  I thought about being a wine or beer snob, but I&#8217;m not a drinker&#8230;..  One or two drinks and I&#8217;m asleep&#8230;..  That leaves <strong>COFFEE<\/strong>!&#8230;..  I love caffeine anyway&#8230;.  I want to be able to do 14 months work in 30 seconds (old <em>Dave Gardner<\/em> joke)!&#8230;..  My problem is I don&#8217;t know <strong>Beans<\/strong> about <strong>Coffee<\/strong>&#8230;..  I need help and guidance in the proper steps to become <em>&#8220;Snobbish&#8221;<\/em> (funny, he doesn&#8217;t look <em>&#8220;Snobbish&#8221;<\/em>!)&#8230;..  Are there special exercises for the taste buds?&#8230;..  A mail correspondence course?&#8230;.. Tutors?&#8230;..  Coffee Snob organizations?&#8230;..  I know I&#8217;m facing an up-hill climb as I like a little coffee (any brand) with my Splenda and Coffemate&#8230;..  I&#8217;m looking to attain ultimate <strong>&#8220;Snobdom&#8221;<\/strong> with a little help from my friends&#8230;..  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to be a SNOB!&#8230;.. I thought about being a wine or beer snob, but I&#8217;m not a drinker&#8230;.. One or two drinks and I&#8217;m asleep&#8230;.. That leaves COFFEE!&#8230;.. I love caffeine anyway&#8230;. I want to be able to do 14 months work in 30 seconds (old Dave Gardner joke)!&#8230;.. My problem is I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}