{"id":3164,"date":"2014-03-17T08:24:48","date_gmt":"2014-03-17T13:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=3164"},"modified":"2014-03-17T08:27:19","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T13:27:19","slug":"st-paddys-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/17\/st-paddys-day\/","title":{"rendered":"St. Paddy&#8217;s Day&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, anyone know any <em><strong>St. Paddy<\/strong><\/em> jokes?&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0Here&#8217;s one I heard on the TV a few minutes ago&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0<em><strong>Mrs. Paddy<\/strong><\/em> was busy milking the <strong>cow<\/strong>&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0A <em><strong>fly<\/strong><\/em> kept bugging her, <em>flying around her head and ears<\/em> &#8211; just being annoying, which is a <em><strong>fly&#8217;s<\/strong><\/em> job, right?&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0She finally got the fly to leave her alone with a solid <em>backhand swat<\/em>, so, the <em><strong>fly<\/strong><\/em> flies up and into the the ear of the<strong> cow<\/strong>&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0A couple of minutes later, the same <em><strong>fly<\/strong><\/em> shows up in the <em>milk bucket<\/em>&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0The moral of the story &#8211; <strong>Are you Ready?<\/strong> &#8211; is, <em><strong>&#8220;What flies in one ear comes out the Utter&#8221;<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0I didn&#8217;t say it was a good joke!&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0Anyone else have one&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0Oh, Yeah, <em><strong>Kermit the Frog<\/strong><\/em> says, <em><strong>&#8220;Once you turn green, you never want to go back&#8221;<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;&#8230; \u00c2\u00a0Okay, Okay, I&#8217;ll stop&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0<em><strong>Happy St. Paddy&#8217;s Day<\/strong><\/em> to all&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, anyone know any St. Paddy jokes?&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0Here&#8217;s one I heard on the TV a few minutes ago&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0Mrs. Paddy was busy milking the cow&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0A fly kept bugging her, flying around her head and ears &#8211; just being annoying, which is a fly&#8217;s job, right?&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0She finally got the fly to leave her alone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3164"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3167,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions\/3167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}