{"id":3089,"date":"2014-01-30T23:44:12","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T04:44:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=3089"},"modified":"2014-01-30T23:45:59","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T04:45:59","slug":"sniglets-no-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/30\/sniglets-no-2\/","title":{"rendered":"SNIGLETS No. 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the 2nd installment of <strong>SNIGLETS<\/strong>&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0Enjoy!&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ACCORDIONATED<\/strong> \u00c2\u00a0<em>(ah kor&#8217; \u00c2\u00a0de on ay tid)<\/em> \u00c2\u00a0adj. \u00c2\u00a0Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><strong>CLUMFERT<\/strong> \u00c2\u00a0<em>(klum&#8217; furt)<\/em> \u00c2\u00a0n. \u00c2\u00a0The invisible extra step at the top and bottom of a staircase. \u00c2\u00a0Usually materializes when one is carrying a large bag of groceries&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>GRIPTION<\/strong> \u00c2\u00a0<em>(grip&#8217; shun)<\/em> \u00c2\u00a0n. \u00c2\u00a0The sound of sneakers squeaking against the floor during basketball games&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCANDROIDS<\/strong> \u00c2\u00a0<em>(skan&#8217; droydz)<\/em> \u00c2\u00a0n. \u00c2\u00a0The striped price codes which mysteriously began appearing on consumer products a few years ago&#8230;&#8230; \u00c2\u00a0(MR Note: We call them &#8220;Bar Codes&#8221; now&#8230;.) \u00c2\u00a0<em>More next Thursday&#8230;..<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the 2nd installment of SNIGLETS&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0Enjoy!&#8230;&#8230; ACCORDIONATED \u00c2\u00a0(ah kor&#8217; \u00c2\u00a0de on ay tid) \u00c2\u00a0adj. \u00c2\u00a0Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time&#8230;.. CLUMFERT \u00c2\u00a0(klum&#8217; furt) \u00c2\u00a0n. \u00c2\u00a0The invisible extra step at the top and bottom of a staircase. \u00c2\u00a0Usually materializes when one is carrying a large bag of groceries&#8230;&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,30,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3089"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3092,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions\/3092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}