{"id":2266,"date":"2012-12-28T14:10:42","date_gmt":"2012-12-28T19:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=2266"},"modified":"2012-12-28T17:12:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T22:12:14","slug":"christmas-chaos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/28\/christmas-chaos\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Chaos&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Yep!&#8230;<\/strong> \u00c2\u00a0<em><strong>PD Bob&#8217;s<\/strong><\/em> back and with his new sidekick, <em><strong>Oscar the Cat<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0After months of hearing rumors and short messages from the elusive <strong>Furbot<\/strong>, they show up late <strong>Christmas Eve<\/strong> at <em>MR Headquarters<\/em> &#8211; Tired, Cold, Hungry, and Dirty (as in <em>SMELLY<\/em> dirty!)&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0Jabbering at over a 100 miles per hour about all the places they had been, etc., I finally got a word in and told them, <em>&#8220;It&#8217;s Late, I&#8217;m going to bed, clean up, and I&#8217;ll talk to you two Christmas morning&#8221;<\/em>&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0I locked my bedroom door behind me&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0I went to sleep thinking about the great <em><strong>Christmas feast<\/strong><\/em> I was going to fix myself \u00c2\u00a0the next day&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0 <strong>Boy,<\/strong> <em>did that go wrong!<\/em>&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0Upon opening my door <em><strong>Christmas morning<\/strong><\/em>, I was knocked backwards &#8211; The place smelled like an <strong>NFL locker room<\/strong> right after a 1000 yard offensive game&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0<em><strong>Offensive<\/strong><\/em> is the right word, there were tears in my eyes&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0As soon as my vision cleared, I had to clear a path through all the dirty clothes and junk that was everywhere!&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0How could two small <strong>Furbots<\/strong> carry so much stuff?&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0Then I noticed that the refrigerator door was wide open &#8211; and it was <em>EMPTY!<\/em>&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0The cabinets were the same! \u00c2\u00a0Something was boiling over on the stove and there were empty cans and trash everywhere!&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0My <strong>Christmas dinner<\/strong> was in the bellies of the two snoring <strong>Furbots<\/strong> who were draped over the couch and on the floor&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0<em>All my Christmas presents had been opened also<\/em>&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0I guess they thought it was <em><strong>New Year&#8217;s Eve<\/strong><\/em> because they had themselves a <em>Hell of a party<\/em>!&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0To finish this off, I went out to eat and placed <em><strong>PD Bob<\/strong><\/em> and <em><strong>Oscar<\/strong><\/em> on <strong>Lockdown<\/strong> and <strong>Double Secret Probation<\/strong>&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0They&#8217;re staying on <strong>Lockdown<\/strong> until the place is back in order and then I&#8217;m seriously considering putting them up for <strong>adoption<\/strong>&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0<em>Anybody want a couple of cute, fuzzy, lovable<\/em> <strong>Furbots<\/strong>?&#8230;. <em><strong>No questions asked!&#8230;.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep!&#8230; \u00c2\u00a0PD Bob&#8217;s back and with his new sidekick, Oscar the Cat&#8230;. \u00c2\u00a0After months of hearing rumors and short messages from the elusive Furbot, they show up late Christmas Eve at MR Headquarters &#8211; Tired, Cold, Hungry, and Dirty (as in SMELLY dirty!)&#8230;.. \u00c2\u00a0Jabbering at over a 100 miles per hour about all the places [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2266"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2271,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions\/2271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}