{"id":20,"date":"2005-03-16T21:15:33","date_gmt":"2005-03-17T03:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=20"},"modified":"2005-04-23T19:28:21","modified_gmt":"2005-04-24T01:28:21","slug":"20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/16\/20\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Cornbread are square&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockwoodcomic.com\">Rockwood<\/a>, a cool, online comic strip that I regularly check, reminded me of an old Brother Dave Gardner joke.  Check out the Monday&#8217;s Rockwood strip <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockwoodcomic.com\/rockthis.html\">here<\/a>.  From what I recall, the Brother Dave joke goes something like: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A boy came home from school and his mom asked him what he had learned.  He said &#8220;stuff&#8221;.  She asked, &#8220;like what?&#8221;  &#8220;Like pi*r^2&#8221;, he said.  She replied, &#8220;Boy, they didn&#8217;t teach you nuttin&#8217;.  Don&#8217;t you know pie aren&#8217;t square; Pie are round.  Cornbread are square.&#8221;  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Anyone in the Brother Dave know, please correct my telling; it seems a little off.  Also, what album is that on?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cornbread are square, don&#8217;t you know?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}