{"id":171,"date":"2006-01-27T12:39:25","date_gmt":"2006-01-27T18:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=171"},"modified":"2006-01-27T16:37:21","modified_gmt":"2006-01-27T22:37:21","slug":"the-chicken-and-the-egg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/27\/the-chicken-and-the-egg\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chicken or the Egg&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thought we could use a little humor, although, this could be the actual answer to that age-old question&#8230;&#8230;.  I heard this on a local radio station, so, even if you think it&#8217;s a somewhat off-color (or, shall we say, egg-colored) it must have passed the FCC censors&#8230;&#8230;.  Anyway, here it is:<\/p>\n<p>The <em>Chicken<\/em> and the <em>Egg<\/em> are in bed together&#8230;&#8230;.  The <em>Chicken<\/em> is stretched-out, legs crossed, completely relaxed with it&#8217;s head on a big, fluffy pillow, smoking a cigarette&#8230;&#8230;  The <em>Egg<\/em> is upright on the other side of the bed looking very peeved and tense&#8230;..  The <em>Egg<\/em>  turns to the <em>Chicken<\/em> and says disgustedly, &#8220;<strong>WELL, I guess that answers that question!<\/strong>&#8220;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thought we could use a little humor, although, this could be the actual answer to that age-old question&#8230;&#8230;. I heard this on a local radio station, so, even if you think it&#8217;s a somewhat off-color (or, shall we say, egg-colored) it must have passed the FCC censors&#8230;&#8230;. Anyway, here it is: The Chicken and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}