{"id":1529,"date":"2011-06-12T10:13:56","date_gmt":"2011-06-12T15:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2011-06-12T10:13:56","modified_gmt":"2011-06-12T15:13:56","slug":"pdbs-at-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/12\/pdbs-at-it-again\/","title":{"rendered":"PDB’s At It Again…."},"content":{"rendered":"

I found PD Bob<\/strong><\/em> hangin’ out at a local swap meet….. He had been, as he called it, researching the local inhabitants….. He was disguised as the gopher<\/em> from “Caddyshack”<\/strong>….. I had to pay a buck to get him back….. I don’t know if it was worth it or not…. He claims he picked up a lot of “Paraprosdokians” <\/strong><\/em> (yes, it’s a word)….. Here are some of the ones PDB<\/em><\/strong> lives by:<\/p>\n

“Where there’s a will, I want to be in it”
\n“Don’t argue with a Moron – They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience”
\n“The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list”
\n“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong”
\n“War doesn’t determine who’s right – Only who’s left”
\n“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism – To steal from many is research”
\n“I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks”
\n“I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you”
\n“A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory”
\n“You don’t need a parachute to skydive – You only need one to skydive twice”
\n“Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with”
\n“I used to be indecisive – Now I’m not so sure”
\n“You’re never too old to learn something stupid”
\n“Change is inevitable except from a vending machine”
\n“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

PD Bob <\/strong><\/em>may have some valid points here, but, I’m not telling him that….. I have enough trouble with him the way he is……<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I found PD Bob hangin’ out at a local swap meet….. He had been, as he called it, researching the local inhabitants….. He was disguised as the gopher from “Caddyshack”….. I had to pay a buck to get him back….. I don’t know if it was worth it or not…. He claims he picked up […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1530,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions\/1530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}