{"id":1519,"date":"2011-05-26T08:26:40","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T13:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=1519"},"modified":"2011-05-26T08:26:40","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T13:26:40","slug":"tornadoes-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/26\/tornadoes-anyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Tornadoes anyone?&#8230;&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know, here I go picking on the <strong>Weather<\/strong> again&#8230;..  If it would just stop <em>picking<\/em> on me, I&#8217;d leave it alone and go on to more important things, but, when you&#8217;re subjected to <em>3 hours of sheer terror<\/em> caused by constant <strong>Tornado Sirens<\/strong> and the <strong>Weather Forecasters<\/strong> (<em>I use the term Too-Loosely<\/em>) drawing a straight line directly to where you live, you get a bit shaken and peeved off at the <strong>Weather<\/strong>&#8230;..  All-in-all, I guess I can&#8217;t complain &#8211; I&#8217;m still here along with all I own as the <strong>Tornadoes<\/strong> decided to travel North and South of my location, although, <em>it was never clear during the entire time where or when a Tornado would spin out of clouds&#8230;&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The <strong>Northwest of OKC Tornado<\/strong> tracked <em><strong>75 miles<\/strong><\/em> on the ground, was up to a <em>mile wide<\/em> at times, and destroyed any and everything in it&#8217;s path&#8230;..  We are just lucky that it didn&#8217;t turn a few degrees to the East from it&#8217;s starting point as it would have taken out a large part of the <strong>OKC Metro<\/strong> area, including <em><strong>ME!.<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;  Still, it along with the other <strong>Tornadoes<\/strong> on the South Side of OKC managed to destroy <em>hundreds of homes, kill 10 people, and injured over a hundred&#8230;..<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We have already had more <strong>Tornadoes<\/strong> than we usually have in a whole year, and, it&#8217;s just <strong>May<\/strong>&#8230;..  Along with the <em>Ice Storms, Blizzards, and F<\/em><em>lood<\/em>s we&#8217;ve had, I&#8217;m more than ready to move anywhere (almost) than here&#8230;..  A nice warm cave in Alaska would be just fine right now&#8230;&#8230;  <em><strong>&#8220;North to Alaska&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> with maybe a stop in <strong>Seattle<\/strong> might be the ticket, but, I&#8217;ll probably just end up staying here, <strong>UNLESS<\/strong>, I win the Lottery, but, you have to buy a ticket to win&#8230;.  <em><strong>Bummer&#8230;.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know, here I go picking on the Weather again&#8230;.. If it would just stop picking on me, I&#8217;d leave it alone and go on to more important things, but, when you&#8217;re subjected to 3 hours of sheer terror caused by constant Tornado Sirens and the Weather Forecasters (I use the term Too-Loosely) drawing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1520,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519\/revisions\/1520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}