{"id":1492,"date":"2011-05-03T18:22:19","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T23:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2011-05-03T18:22:19","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T23:22:19","slug":"new-uk-emblem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/03\/new-uk-emblem\/","title":{"rendered":"New UK Emblem&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was sent to me from a <em>friend <\/em>who received it from a friend in <em><strong>England<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>The <em>government<\/em> today, announced that it&#8217;s changing its emblem from a <em><strong>U<\/strong><strong>nion jack<\/strong><\/em> to a <strong>CONDOM<\/strong>, because it more accurately reflects the <em>government&#8217;s political stance<\/em>. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you&#8217;re &#8230;actually being <em>screwed<\/em>. <em><strong>It just doesn&#8217;t get more accurate than that! ..<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Since we were originally <strong>Colonies<\/strong> of the <em><strong>British Empire<\/strong><\/em>, I think we should follow suit, and, besides our current government fits the description to a <strong>T<\/strong>!&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was sent to me from a friend who received it from a friend in England&#8230;&#8230;. The government today, announced that it&#8217;s changing its emblem from a Union jack to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government&#8217;s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1494,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions\/1494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}