{"id":144,"date":"2005-12-04T15:59:44","date_gmt":"2005-12-04T21:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=144"},"modified":"2005-12-04T15:59:44","modified_gmt":"2005-12-04T21:59:44","slug":"contributions-sought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/04\/contributions-sought\/","title":{"rendered":"Contributions Sought"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a most worthy cause and should receive your highest consideration&#8230;&#8230;.  I need to raise a few million, possibly even a billion or so to accomplish this most needed project&#8230;&#8230;.  I want to buy the Dallas\/Fort Worth International Airport, bulldoze it to the ground, turn the property back into a natural grassland, and graze hornless (no &#8220;Longhorns&#8221; allowed)  cows on it&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Why, you ask?&#8230;&#8230;.  Have you ever tried to make a flight connection though DFW?&#8230;&#8230;.  I just returned from Seattle and had to face this impossible task in both directions&#8230;&#8230;  I was disconnected, misdirected, misconnected, misunderstood, misplaced, and displaced all at the same time!&#8230;&#8230;.  The place is so large and layed out so badly they need an airline and\/or a helicopter service totally dedicated to getting passengers from their arriving flight to their connecting flight on time without causing brain damage and\/or physical handicaps to us poor traveling souls&#8230;&#8230;  You need a college degree in DFW layout and be able to run the mile in under 4 minutes to even have a chance in hell to make any kind of connection&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Tis the season for giving, so let&#8217;s start those contributions heading in this direction&#8230;&#8230;  I promise to keep only one set of books (well, maybe no more than two)&#8230;&#8230;..    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a most worthy cause and should receive your highest consideration&#8230;&#8230;. I need to raise a few million, possibly even a billion or so to accomplish this most needed project&#8230;&#8230;. I want to buy the Dallas\/Fort Worth International Airport, bulldoze it to the ground, turn the property back into a natural grassland, and graze [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}