{"id":12,"date":"2005-03-11T07:10:08","date_gmt":"2005-03-11T13:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=12"},"modified":"2005-03-11T07:10:08","modified_gmt":"2005-03-11T13:10:08","slug":"dumb-solutions-to-problems-that-havent-been-solved-by-smart-solutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/11\/dumb-solutions-to-problems-that-havent-been-solved-by-smart-solutions\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumb Solutions to Problems That Haven&#8217;t Been Solved by Smart Solutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why all this squabbling between Democrats and Republicans over who gets to be president?  There&#8217;s enough work to go around.  How about the Republican gets to be president during the day, and the Democrat works the night shift?  Right now we only have a part-time president.  There&#8217;s got to be enough work for a full-time presidency.  If they can keep Denny&#8217;s open twenty-four hours a day, you&#8217;d think they could keep the White House working &#8217;round the clock too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why all this squabbling between Democrats and Republicans over who gets to be president? There&#8217;s enough work to go around. How about the Republican gets to be president during the day, and the Democrat works the night shift? Right now we only have a part-time president. There&#8217;s got to be enough work for a full-time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}