{"id":1083,"date":"2010-09-01T08:27:35","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T13:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=1083"},"modified":"2010-09-01T08:27:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-01T13:27:35","slug":"fuel-additive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/01\/fuel-additive\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuel Additive&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went into the local <strong>WalMart<\/strong> to purchase some <em>fuel additive<\/em> for my <strong>&#8217;89 Dodge Raider<\/strong>&#8230;..  With <strong>180k<\/strong> on the odometer it sometimes gets in these <em>sluggish<\/em> moods&#8230;.  The check-out lady asked me if I was at least <em>18 years of age<\/em> in order to purchase the product&#8230;.  I replied, rather snippy, <strong>&#8220;Lady, my car is old enough to buy this&#8221;<\/strong>&#8230;.  <em>As a matter of fact<\/em>, the old <strong>Raider<\/strong> is now 21 &#8211; <em>legal drinking age<\/em>&#8230;.  I think I&#8217;ll start giving it a shot of <strong>Vodka<\/strong> every once in a while&#8230;..  Might work better than the manufactured stuff&#8230;.  I wonder if I could convince a cop to arrest the <strong>Raider<\/strong> for <em>drunk driving<\/em> instead of me if the situation ever came up?&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went into the local WalMart to purchase some fuel additive for my &#8217;89 Dodge Raider&#8230;.. With 180k on the odometer it sometimes gets in these sluggish moods&#8230;. The check-out lady asked me if I was at least 18 years of age in order to purchase the product&#8230;. I replied, rather snippy, &#8220;Lady, my car [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1083"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1085,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions\/1085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}