{"id":1029,"date":"2010-08-02T13:04:36","date_gmt":"2010-08-02T18:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/?p=1029"},"modified":"2010-08-02T13:04:36","modified_gmt":"2010-08-02T18:04:36","slug":"fire-and-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/02\/fire-and-rain\/","title":{"rendered":"Fire and Rain&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>OK<\/strong>, what&#8217;s going on up there in the <strong>Great Northwest<\/strong>&#8230;&#8230; eh?&#8230;..  I just saw on the news that you&#8217;ve got eight (8) separate <em>wildfires<\/em> going along with enough rain to cause <em>mudslides<\/em> afterwards&#8230;..  I guess you can have your home burned down and mud slid away in the same day&#8230;&#8230;  <strong><em>Not Good!<\/em><\/strong>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>If you <strong>North by Northwesterners<\/strong> expect me to move up there (<em>or even visit<\/em>), you&#8217;ve got to do something about this!&#8230;..  Pray to the <strong>Fire and Rain God<\/strong> &#8211; <em>Something!<\/em> &#8211; <em>Anything!<\/em>&#8230;&#8230;  I mean I&#8217;m getting broiled and baked like a potato here in <strong>Oklahoma<\/strong> right now and our weather over the last six (6) months has rated a 9.5 on the <strong>Weird Weather-O-Meter<\/strong>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>So-o-o, <strong>PLEASE<\/strong> correct this <strong>ASAP<\/strong> or I&#8217;ll just have to go the other way &#8211; Move to <strong>New Orleans<\/strong> and play in the giant <em>oil slick<\/em>&#8230;.. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, what&#8217;s going on up there in the Great Northwest&#8230;&#8230; eh?&#8230;.. I just saw on the news that you&#8217;ve got eight (8) separate wildfires going along with enough rain to cause mudslides afterwards&#8230;.. I guess you can have your home burned down and mud slid away in the same day&#8230;&#8230; Not Good!&#8230;.. If you North [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1031,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions\/1031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrambler.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}