Here’s all you got to do: Find a creek, stream, or river, usually muddy and with lots of nooks and crannies along it’s banks, usually covered with tree growth and underbrush…… These are basically small underwater caves cut in the banks just under the surface by the water flow….. Huge Catfish (40 to 70 lbs. or more) love to hang out in them, along with who knows what….. Then, just JUMP IN! – stick your arm in the hole, locate the catfish, STICK YOUR HAND AND ARM DOWN IT’S THROAT, wrestle it out of the water, and throw it in a boat – That’s it – Nothing to it….. No fishing poles, lines, bait or gear of any kind required! (including brains)…..

PBS has already done a special on “Okie Noodling” a few years back….. Just can’t wait for this one to make the theaters….. I’m sure Oklahoma will be honored with at least a few pages in “The Great Redneck History of the U. S. of A.”…… Yee-Ha!……

I wonder if I could get one of those Head coaching gigs?….. Even if it only lasted part of a year, that would be a lotta bucks….. PD Bob said he would be the offensive coach…. I told him he was already offensive so he’s halfway there to being hired….. Any MR community members want to throw their hat in the ring for a coaching staff position?….. I bet we could do as well as most of them that are getting the big bucks and the Fame, don’t forget the FAME!…..

There are Thousands of soldiers serving in wars all over the globe.
The president is proposing a Socialized Health Care Plan.
A burgular was shot and Killed in Nichols Hills.
Unemployment hits 10% Nationwide.
Approx. 100 businesses closed their doors forever this weekend, adding to the unemployment figures.
The Scottish courts released a convicted terrorist last Month.
One of the Followers of Charles Manson and a convicted murder is trying to get perrolled.
The California highway Department (Caltrans) Is working on the Bay bridge to repair a crack found on thursday.

You get the idea.

But the news in OKC is more worried about Bradford’s shoulder injury. I’m sure it hurts but there is more pressing things that deserve the press time that is being wasted on this.
GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s just a game it’s not the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!!
How about giving OSU the same amount of coverage for their win. Or how about this. Just a thought cover the sports related stories during the SPORTS!!!

The “Team” did NOT lose that game – Bob Stoops and his band of Cronies did, and, I’m not too sure it wasn’t on purpose!….. All season, OU has gone with a no-huddle offense, giving the opposing defense little or no time to adjust…… OU set scoring records doing this….. S-o-o-o, what happens at the Bowl game? The team doesn’t huddle, Bradford gets them on line, sets himself for the hike, AND THEN, the idiot coach’s start hollering and signalling from the sidelines….. Bradford stands up and looks over at the sidelines, while these goofs re-call the play, which allows the defense for the other team all the time in the world to adjust to what OU is going to do!!!…. Talk about telegraphing your intentions!…… If this would have happened every once in a while, I would have no complaints, but, apparently, this went on throughout the whole game…… I can’t say, at a certain point, I had to stop watching the Bozo coaches before I caused serious damage to my wide screen TV and/or me……

I did see OU‘s first touchdown, and, the only reason they got it was, for some reason or another, they left Bradford alone, and, guess what – Wham-Bam, a few no-huddle plays later OU scores, AND THEN, it was back to a “We’re going to run the game from the sidelines” again……. I couldn’t watch it anymore…… If I would have been Bradford, I would have went to the sidelines, stared Stoops in the face, shoved my helmet into his stomach and told him, “If you want to run every play, suit-up, and get your butt on the field”…… At least that would’ve gotten his head out of his ass (maybe)……

Like I said, it was too embarrassing for me to continue watching…… It made the OU players look as if they were too STUPID to know what play to run, or remember more than one play at a time, which, goes back to making ME look like I’m from a state that has no one in it smart enough to have any short or long term memory…… I’m sorry, I will not stand for some “WAY THE HELL” overpaid butt-head with his own agenda make my State, team, and me look like a bunch of hillbilly retards….. I firmly believe there was a lot more to this than a mere loss – Stoops didn’t act like the loss was any big thing to him (or unexpected) after the game was over…… If you taped the game, re-watch it, and draw your own conclusions……. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!…… GO AWAY MR. STOOPS……

I made this decision at the conclusion of that game – “I will NEVER watch another OU football game as long as Bob Stoops has ANYTHING to do with the OU athletic program“…… Tell me I’m wrong - The man can’t even beat Texas or win bowl games….. That should be more than enough for any true OU fan to want him on the next train outta town….. If you agree with Mr. Stoops, I’m sure there should be plenty of extra seats for you on the Stoops’ Stupedio Express…..

GO HUSKIES – BOOMER SOONER!….. Maybe it’ll be a tie……

“And if nothing else, we can say that Bonds is truly the greatest steroids hitter in major league history. I know, I know, that’s a stupid statement, satisfying to no one… but then again, as Chuck Klosterman pointed out rather amusingly, the Beatles took performance-enhancing drugs (how else do you think they came up with side two of “Revolver”?), and no one holds it against them.”

BTW, I despise what steroids has done to baseball, from a historical standpoint.
Music, on the other hand, is not really about statistics (other than record sales).