Here are two ideas to get things started:

1. Why don’t they stick a high tech plug in the hole. They could use a drill stem stinger to start with and then have a cone shaped plug with O-ring seals etc. All they have to do is stuff it into the pipe and no more leak.
OR
2. Why don’t they drop a really big rock on it. All they have to do is de-orbit a meteor at the right time and wham no more leak.

Live long and Prosper……  …..And watch out for the Easter Bunny this year!….

Alex Chilton, the frontman for the 1970s power pop band Big Star, died Wednesday at 59.

Big Star, which disbanded in 1974 but regrouped in the early 1990s, was a critically recognized rock group whose music influenced bands such as R.E.M, the Gin Blossoms, and Teenage Fanclub.

Georgia: “Invasion” hoax used to whip up anti-Russian fears
Viewers of the 8pm Saturday news broadcast by the Imedi network in the former Soviet republic of Georgia switched on their televisions to see an invading force of Russian tanks and soldiers heading towards the capital, Tbilisi, while bombs fell across the country. Over this footage an announcer declared that the Georgian government had fallen and the country’s president, Mikheil Saakashvili, was dead.

The half-hour report also claimed that the Kremlin had installed Nino Burdzhanadze, leader of the opposition Democratic Movement-United Georgia party, as the new head of state.

By the end of the broadcast, Georgia’s mobile phone network had collapsed, overwhelmed as people desperately tried to contact emergency services, friends and loved ones.

It quickly transpired, however, that the broadcast had been a hoax. The station had recycled footage from the August 2008 war between Russia and Georgia, a conflict that had been ignited by the Saakashvili government’s bombardment of Russian troops stationed in the separatist province of South Ossetia.

There are reports of heart attacks and miscarriages brought on by viewing the broadcast, as well as the hospitalization for stress of several children, perhaps still suffering from the trauma of the 2008 war. There have been widespread expressions of outrage at Imedi TV in Georgia, with thousands of posts on Internet discussion boards and Facebook condemning the broadcast.

Georgy Arveladze, owner of Imedi TV, claimed afterwards that the intention of the program was to show the “real threat” from Russia. A statement from the broadcaster pointed out that there had been a brief message before the start of the news program letting viewers know that what followed was a “simulation”.

Arveladze is a close backer of Saakashvili, and his station regularly issues pro-government propaganda. The president granted Arveladze control of the Georgia Media Production Group, which owns Imedi TV, in 2008 after the death of its former owner, Badri Patarkatsishvili.

One of Georgia’s richest men and an opponent of the president, Patarkatsishvili died while in exile in Britain, having been accused of conspiring to overthrow the Saakashvili government.

Georgian opposition leaders condemned the hoax as a state-sponsored smear against Burdzhanadze, who was in Moscow at the time for talks with the Russian government.

“This government’s treatment of its own people is outrageous. I am sure that every second of this program was agreed with Saakashvili,” Burdzhanadze told international media.

Saakashvili defended the broadcast, stating: “It was indeed a very unpleasant program but the most unpleasant thing is that it is extremely close to what can happen and to what Georgia’s enemy has conceived.”

Was the Who’s 12-minute performance during the Super Bowl halftime show in Miami its last?

If the ringing in Pete Townshend’s ears gets any worse, it just might have been.

Townshend told Rolling Stone that he suffers from tinnitus – a painful ringing of the ears – from years of touring with the legendary rock group.
“If my hearing is going to be a problem, we’re not delaying shows, Townshend told the magazine. We’re finished.

The 64-year-old guitarist added: “I can’t really see any way around the issue.”

The Who was forced to cancel its spring tour and a pair of festival appearances at the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival and Coachella due to Townshend’s ear issues. One date – a charity performance at London’s Royal Albert Hall – is still scheduled.

“It’s a good test of Pete’s hearing,” Roger Daltrey said. “We won’t know until we try.”

Townshend is being treated by an audiologist used by fellow aging rocker Neil Young.