Comments on: Cheeto on a String

By: J.J.

J.J. — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:34:30 +0000

Yes and I must admit they were delicious. But remember you willingly offered them up, and don’t forget the M&M’s That I’m still working on. and thanx robo for the popcorn. Oh yeah, we will not eat anything, I will not go near Long John Silvers. Or Liver

By: RoboLsd

RoboLsd — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:46:25 +0000

I’m a little too far south I’m thinking RC and a moon pie to go with those Cheetos.

By: anon

anon — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:07:45 +0000

Cheetos go with anything……….red or white and even Jack. Mmmmmmm!

By: Sunn

Sunn — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 22:50:31 +0000

Anon, I’d prefer Jack. However, beggars can’t be choosy.

By: anon

anon — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:08:38 +0000

Further!

By: MRambler

MRambler — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 14:31:46 +0000

Now you’ve done it, Anon!…. PD Bob wants to market a hanging bobble-head version of himself….. He claims, by merely placing one in the front yard and one in the back yard (for total protection), it will warn away any unwanted dogs, cats, bugs, rodents, thieves, relatives, you name it…. The problem I found with it was that it repels ANY living creature – unwanted or otherwise!….. So, if you want total privacy, you might consider a “PDB Bobble-Head Security Device”….. Comes complete with instruction manual, string, and grounded mounting pole….. Sounds like a stocking stuffer to me (which is where PDB needs to be)…..

Oh, yeah, Anon, PDB also claims he once hung on a rope tied to a tree during a surveillance mission for nine (9) months straight….. Looks like your Cheeto still has a ways to go!……

By: RoboLsd

RoboLsd — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:34:13 +0000

Turd on a string not a bad concept if people in third world countries that eat bugs just had some money I might find me a scam yet.

By: anon

anon — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:41:18 +0000

Nine out of ten tests have proven that it is in fact not a turd.

By: MRambler

MRambler — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:27:07 +0000

Yeah, HS, you’re right, whether the Cheeto is yellow, orange, or black, it still looks like cat droppings…….

Anon, are you sure you’re not a politician?….. That was a heavy load of forked silver tongue that any elected official would be proud of, but, you sold me – check’s in the mail (right)….. I have beach front property in Florida if you’re interested…..

Robo, you’re right about J.J. the trucker – He cleaned me out of all the Slim Jims I had in stock……

Sunn, late at night, besides the digging I hear going on under the new MR Central HQ, I hear these strange crunching sounds to the tune of “Purple Haze”….. I’m not sure if PD Bob is eating or smoking Cheetos – probably both!….. I also noticed my supply of 100 proof vodka didn’t make the move, and, PD Bob is bitching about the high cost of orange juice these days……

By: huskysooner

huskysooner — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:22:29 +0000

You all seem to have missed the most obvious observation that the processed cheetoh looks like a turd.